SOCIALS

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Not advertiser-friendly. Not advertiser-friendly. Not advertiser-friendly! I censored the cuss words in that video! I censored them! You saw... Wh-there was only, like, wh-two cuss words and we censored them! Junior was afraid of cotton balls! YouTube-- What is goin' on!? I censored it! I... censored it! There's videos... that I don't censor that still have ads on 'em, and... You... YouTube, what!? What!? What, YouTube!? What do you want from me!? Huh!? That what you want, YouTube!? Not advertiser-friendly! Is this friendly enough? Is that friendly enough? Ooh, kids' stuff! Oh, happiness and sunshine and-and fun and-- Wooooo, here we go! Here we go! Um... Let's talk about something fun, huh? Let's talk about cheeseballs! Yeah! That's advertiser-friendly! Cheeseballs! Yay! Cheeseballs! Wooooo! I love cheeseballs; do you love cheeseballs? 'Cause I do! You like cups? I like cups, too! Oh my God! Uh, Cheeto Puffs! Yay! Yay, Cheeto Puffs! Come on, YouTube! Are you kidding me!? "Bowser Junior's Biggest Fear!" He's afraid of cotton balls! Did you demonitize it 'cause-'cause the aphobia part? That-is that offending someone? Was-is there someone that's afraid of cotton balls who watched that video and said, "Uh, uh! I can't do it! I can't do it! Not today! Not today will I be offended by that stupid cotton ball video--" What!? Is it because Junior's friends was too harsh in that one? They bullied him too much? Oh, okay. I get it. I'm sorry. So, I guess no more Cody's mom jokes. I guess-I-I gue-I guess I can't even joke at all! Don't even joke a little bit! You know-honestly, I find dabbing offensive, now, so you better demonize every video that has a dab in it! That's... That's eveybody's videos now! I'm confused. I am confused. I... I don't understand what is going on-- call me! YouTube, call me! Please! Just call me and say, "Logan, this is what you're doing wrong, this is what we want you to do right," and if y'all want me to quit, let me know! If y'all don't want me to do this anymore, let me know! I need to know, because I'm trying to figure out what y'all are trying to tell me. Yeah, okay, if y'all want me to go family-friendly, I'll go family-friendly. Uh... Meet, uh, meet Scruffo the Orange Dog. Hi, I'm Scruffo the Orange Dog! Uh, uh... I don't cuss! I don't do anything wrong! I'm just an orange dog! I-I'll do it. I-I-I'll do-I'll go family-friendly.